So, finally, I realized that someone's been impersonating a genuine relative of ours and posting odd comments. Using a combination of tools available to me(technology works both ways, pal), including my brain, those comments have been removed. For the rest of you who were wiser sooner and wondered aloud why someone in the family would say things that didn't quite make sense, wonder no more. Apologies to the relative who exclaimed, more than once, "Hey, I didn't write that!"
   I won't happen again.